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Zookeeper licks a constipated monkey's butt for over an hour to get peanut out
http://www.chinasmack.com/2012/stories/zoo-caretaker-licks-monkeys-butt-to-help-it-defecate.html50-year-old Zhang Bangsheng used warm water to clean a small Francois’ Leaf Monkey’s buttocks, then began using his mouth to lick it, not stopping for over an hour, until the little monkey defecated a single peanut. Only after the peanut was defecated did Zhang Bangsheng laugh with satisfaction.
As it is understood, this small Francois’ langur is only 3 months old, and is the first Francois’ Leaf Monkey to be born in nearly 10 years at this animal park. The Francois’ langur is a rare primate from Guangxi and Guizhou and is amongst the nation’s most protected animals. Because it is so precious, the zoo gave it to model worker and high-level expert Zhang Bangsheng to care for and raise.
On the first day of the “May 1st” short holiday, Zhang Bangsheng let the small Francois langur enter the monkey exhibit for the first time to meet visitors so it can see more of the world. The next day, Old Zhang discovered that the little monkey had indigestion and difficulty defecating, and immediately became worried. Seeing peanut shells on the ground, Old Zhang immediately understood that visitors had definitely tossed peanuts to the small monkey, and the toothless monkey swallowed the peanut whole. If it does not quickly defecate it, it would endanger the little monkey’s life.
Because the monkey is too small, it wasn’t suitable to use medicine to let it defecate. The only way was to lick its butt, to prompt it to defecate the peanut, and so the scene at the start of this article occurred.
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Re: Zookeeper licks a constipated monkey's butt for over an hour to get peanut out
bitspirit wrote:http://www.chinasmack.com/2012/stories/zoo-caretaker-licks-monkeys-butt-to-help-it-defecate.html50-year-old Zhang Bangsheng used warm water to clean a small Francois’ Leaf Monkey’s buttocks, then began using his mouth to lick it, not stopping for over an hour, until the little monkey defecated a single peanut. Only after the peanut was defecated did Zhang Bangsheng laugh with satisfaction.
As it is understood, this small Francois’ langur is only 3 months old, and is the first Francois’ Leaf Monkey to be born in nearly 10 years at this animal park. The Francois’ langur is a rare primate from Guangxi and Guizhou and is amongst the nation’s most protected animals. Because it is so precious, the zoo gave it to model worker and high-level expert Zhang Bangsheng to care for and raise.
On the first day of the “May 1st” short holiday, Zhang Bangsheng let the small Francois langur enter the monkey exhibit for the first time to meet visitors so it can see more of the world. The next day, Old Zhang discovered that the little monkey had indigestion and difficulty defecating, and immediately became worried. Seeing peanut shells on the ground, Old Zhang immediately understood that visitors had definitely tossed peanuts to the small monkey, and the toothless monkey swallowed the peanut whole. If it does not quickly defecate it, it would endanger the little monkey’s life.
Because the monkey is too small, it wasn’t suitable to use medicine to let it defecate. The only way was to lick its butt, to prompt it to defecate the peanut, and so the scene at the start of this article occurred.
If only the monkey could appreciate.
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Re: Zookeeper licks a constipated monkey's butt for over an hour to get peanut out
Omfg. I almost puked all over my keyboard .-.
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Re: Zookeeper licks a constipated monkey's butt for over an hour to get peanut out
Why,do you think sucking a dick will be less disgusting?Teashi wrote:Omfg. I almost puked all over my keyboard .-.
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Re: Zookeeper licks a constipated monkey's butt for over an hour to get peanut out
Repp wrote:Why,do you think sucking a dick will be less disgusting?Teashi wrote:Omfg. I almost puked all over my keyboard .-.
^win
Doesn't matter, had ass.
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Re: Zookeeper licks a constipated monkey's butt for over an hour to get peanut out
Well, you obviously have experience.Repp wrote:Why,do you think sucking a dick will be less disgusting?Teashi wrote:Omfg. I almost puked all over my keyboard .-.
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Re: Zookeeper licks a constipated monkey's butt for over an hour to get peanut out
Ice-tea wrote:Well, you obviously have experience.Repp wrote:Why,do you think sucking a dick will be less disgusting?Teashi wrote:Omfg. I almost puked all over my keyboard .-.
Fuck no! Genial comment! He means that we make a big fuss about it when a man licks an anus to save an animal's life but when that shit happens daily, among humans, we don't even think it's worth mentioning. Perspective, woman, perspective!
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Re: Zookeeper licks a constipated monkey's butt for over an hour to get peanut out
When I think of a joke I can't ressist saying it even if it makes gay people defenders mad.Eddiemeister wrote:Ice-tea wrote:Well, you obviously have experience.Repp wrote:Why,do you think sucking a dick will be less disgusting?Teashi wrote:Omfg. I almost puked all over my keyboard .-.
Fuck no! Genial comment! He means that we make a big fuss about it when a man licks an anus to save an animal's life but when that shit happens daily, among humans, we don't even think it's worth mentioning. Perspective, woman, perspective!
And Ice get a fucking sense of humour,is it really ok for us to tease and make fun of LD but when we make fun of teashi or someone else whose ass you lick you get offended and pretend to be their lawyer?
Bitch please, if this is your attitude in real life too then you'd better change it for your and for humanity's good.
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Re: Zookeeper licks a constipated monkey's butt for over an hour to get peanut out
Repp wrote:When I think of a joke I can't ressist saying it even if it makes gay people defenders mad.Eddiemeister wrote:Ice-tea wrote:Well, you obviously have experience.Repp wrote:Why,do you think sucking a dick will be less disgusting?Teashi wrote:Omfg. I almost puked all over my keyboard .-.
Fuck no! Genial comment! He means that we make a big fuss about it when a man licks an anus to save an animal's life but when that shit happens daily, among humans, we don't even think it's worth mentioning. Perspective, woman, perspective!
And Ice get a fucking sense of humour,is it really ok for us to tease and make fun of LD but when we make fun of teashi or someone else whose ass you lick you get offended and pretend to be their lawyer?
Bitch please, if this is your attitude in real life too then you'd better change it for your and for humanity's good.
NAILED IT MADAFAKA
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Re: Zookeeper licks a constipated monkey's butt for over an hour to get peanut out
Eddiemeister wrote:Repp wrote:When I think of a joke I can't ressist saying it even if it makes gay people defenders mad.Eddiemeister wrote:Ice-tea wrote:Well, you obviously have experience.Repp wrote:Why,do you think sucking a dick will be less disgusting?Teashi wrote:Omfg. I almost puked all over my keyboard .-.
Fuck no! Genial comment! He means that we make a big fuss about it when a man licks an anus to save an animal's life but when that shit happens daily, among humans, we don't even think it's worth mentioning. Perspective, woman, perspective!
And Ice get a fucking sense of humour,is it really ok for us to tease and make fun of LD but when we make fun of teashi or someone else whose ass you lick you get offended and pretend to be their lawyer?
Bitch please, if this is your attitude in real life too then you'd better change it for your and for humanity's good.
NAILED IT MADAFAKA
I had to say it sometime.
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Re: Zookeeper licks a constipated monkey's butt for over an hour to get peanut out
Repp wrote:Eddiemeister wrote:Repp wrote:When I think of a joke I can't ressist saying it even if it makes gay people defenders mad.Eddiemeister wrote:Ice-tea wrote:Well, you obviously have experience.Repp wrote:Why,do you think sucking a dick will be less disgusting?Teashi wrote:Omfg. I almost puked all over my keyboard .-.
Fuck no! Genial comment! He means that we make a big fuss about it when a man licks an anus to save an animal's life but when that shit happens daily, among humans, we don't even think it's worth mentioning. Perspective, woman, perspective!
And Ice get a fucking sense of humour,is it really ok for us to tease and make fun of LD but when we make fun of teashi or someone else whose ass you lick you get offended and pretend to be their lawyer?
Bitch please, if this is your attitude in real life too then you'd better change it for your and for humanity's good.
NAILED IT MADAFAKA
I had to say it sometime.
Okay then where do i start...
1. He had the right to say that. Why? It is kind of gross... I highly doubt you'd lick a monkeys ass just to save it's life.
2. Who people fuck and what people put in their mouths is their decision and that comment was simply out of place.
3. Just because I consider some people my bros does not make me an asslicker.
4. Dancing tomatoes wearing fruit loop dresses flew to mars while dancing salsa.
(~OuO)~
Idgaf
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Re: Zookeeper licks a constipated monkey's butt for over an hour to get peanut out
Eddiemeister wrote:Fuck no! Genial comment! He means that we make a big fuss about it when a man licks an anus to save an animal's life but when that shit happens daily, among humans, we don't even think it's worth mentioning. Perspective, woman, perspective!
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Re: Zookeeper licks a constipated monkey's butt for over an hour to get peanut out
Icetea you are just jealous that Alucard likes me more than he ever did like you. No homo.
Fucking art freak.
Fucking art freak.
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Re: Zookeeper licks a constipated monkey's butt for over an hour to get peanut out
Atticus wrote:Icetea you are just jealous that Alucard likes me more than he ever did like you. No homo.
Fucking art freak.
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Re: Zookeeper licks a constipated monkey's butt for over an hour to get peanut out
Repp wrote:When I think of a joke I can't ressist saying it even if it makes gay people defenders mad.Eddiemeister wrote:Ice-tea wrote:Well, you obviously have experience.Repp wrote:Why,do you think sucking a dick will be less disgusting?Teashi wrote:Omfg. I almost puked all over my keyboard .-.
Fuck no! Genial comment! He means that we make a big fuss about it when a man licks an anus to save an animal's life but when that shit happens daily, among humans, we don't even think it's worth mentioning. Perspective, woman, perspective!
And Ice get a fucking sense of humour,is it really ok for us to tease and make fun of LD but when we make fun of teashi or someone else whose ass you lick you get offended and pretend to be their lawyer?
Bitch please, if this is your attitude in real life too then you'd better change it for your and for humanity's good.
Or you could change your attitude and make the world a less idiotic place. Unfunny joke is unfunny.
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Re: Zookeeper licks a constipated monkey's butt for over an hour to get peanut out
Should Repp die???Teashi wrote:Repp wrote:When I think of a joke I can't ressist saying it even if it makes gay people defenders mad.Eddiemeister wrote:Ice-tea wrote:Well, you obviously have experience.Repp wrote:Why,do you think sucking a dick will be less disgusting?Teashi wrote:Omfg. I almost puked all over my keyboard .-.
Fuck no! Genial comment! He means that we make a big fuss about it when a man licks an anus to save an animal's life but when that shit happens daily, among humans, we don't even think it's worth mentioning. Perspective, woman, perspective!
And Ice get a fucking sense of humour,is it really ok for us to tease and make fun of LD but when we make fun of teashi or someone else whose ass you lick you get offended and pretend to be their lawyer?
Bitch please, if this is your attitude in real life too then you'd better change it for your and for humanity's good.
Or you could change your attitude and make the world a less idiotic place. Unfunny joke is unfunny.
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Re: Zookeeper licks a constipated monkey's butt for over an hour to get peanut out
New threadBawb wrote:
Should Repp die???
Re: Zookeeper licks a constipated monkey's butt for over an hour to get peanut out
Atticus wrote:Icetea you are just jealous that Alucard likes me more than he ever did like you. No homo.
Fucking art freak.
So much win, that it becomes fail <3
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Re: Zookeeper licks a constipated monkey's butt for over an hour to get peanut out
Dafuq? Don't stuff me into this matey.Atticus wrote:Icetea you are just jealous that Alucard likes me more than he ever did like you. No homo.
Fucking art freak.
Still, <3
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Re: Zookeeper licks a constipated monkey's butt for over an hour to get peanut out
ahahah "still <3" ahahahhaahAlucard wrote:Dafuq? Don't stuff me into this matey.Atticus wrote:Icetea you are just jealous that Alucard likes me more than he ever did like you. No homo.
Fucking art freak.
Still, <3
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Re: Zookeeper licks a constipated monkey's butt for over an hour to get peanut out
Or you could get a sense of humour and accept that people might make gay jokes about you like everyone makes jokes of everyone's "special features"Teashi wrote:Repp wrote:When I think of a joke I can't ressist saying it even if it makes gay people defenders mad.Eddiemeister wrote:Ice-tea wrote:Well, you obviously have experience.Repp wrote:Why,do you think sucking a dick will be less disgusting?Teashi wrote:Omfg. I almost puked all over my keyboard .-.
Fuck no! Genial comment! He means that we make a big fuss about it when a man licks an anus to save an animal's life but when that shit happens daily, among humans, we don't even think it's worth mentioning. Perspective, woman, perspective!
And Ice get a fucking sense of humour,is it really ok for us to tease and make fun of LD but when we make fun of teashi or someone else whose ass you lick you get offended and pretend to be their lawyer?
Bitch please, if this is your attitude in real life too then you'd better change it for your and for humanity's good.
Or you could change your attitude and make the world a less idiotic place. Unfunny joke is unfunny.
PS:Ice you still don't get the joke so don't talk about it you just make yourself look more stupid.
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Re: Zookeeper licks a constipated monkey's butt for over an hour to get peanut out
Repp wrote:Or you could get a sense of humour and accept that people might make gay jokes about you like everyone makes jokes of everyone's "special features"Teashi wrote:Repp wrote:When I think of a joke I can't ressist saying it even if it makes gay people defenders mad.Eddiemeister wrote:Ice-tea wrote:Well, you obviously have experience.Repp wrote:Why,do you think sucking a dick will be less disgusting?Teashi wrote:Omfg. I almost puked all over my keyboard .-.
Fuck no! Genial comment! He means that we make a big fuss about it when a man licks an anus to save an animal's life but when that shit happens daily, among humans, we don't even think it's worth mentioning. Perspective, woman, perspective!
And Ice get a fucking sense of humour,is it really ok for us to tease and make fun of LD but when we make fun of teashi or someone else whose ass you lick you get offended and pretend to be their lawyer?
Bitch please, if this is your attitude in real life too then you'd better change it for your and for humanity's good.
Or you could change your attitude and make the world a less idiotic place. Unfunny joke is unfunny.
PS:Ice you still don't get the joke so don't talk about it you just make yourself look more stupid.
No, I do get the joke. But that doesn't change the fact that making such jokes makes you an ignorant asshole.
Yes. Preferably in a fire.Bawb wrote:
Should Repp die???
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