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Post  bitspirit on Thu May 03, 2012 8:06 pm

50-year-old Zhang Bangsheng used warm water to clean a small Francois’ Leaf Monkey’s buttocks, then began using his mouth to lick it, not stopping for over an hour, until the little monkey defecated a single peanut. Only after the peanut was defecated did Zhang Bangsheng laugh with satisfaction.

As it is understood, this small Francois’ langur is only 3 months old, and is the first Francois’ Leaf Monkey to be born in nearly 10 years at this animal park. The Francois’ langur is a rare primate from Guangxi and Guizhou and is amongst the nation’s most protected animals. Because it is so precious, the zoo gave it to model worker and high-level expert Zhang Bangsheng to care for and raise.

On the first day of the “May 1st” short holiday, Zhang Bangsheng let the small Francois langur enter the monkey exhibit for the first time to meet visitors so it can see more of the world. The next day, Old Zhang discovered that the little monkey had indigestion and difficulty defecating, and immediately became worried. Seeing peanut shells on the ground, Old Zhang immediately understood that visitors had definitely tossed peanuts to the small monkey, and the toothless monkey swallowed the peanut whole. If it does not quickly defecate it, it would endanger the little monkey’s life.

Because the monkey is too small, it wasn’t suitable to use medicine to let it defecate. The only way was to lick its butt, to prompt it to defecate the peanut, and so the scene at the start of this article occurred.
http://www.chinasmack.com/2012/stories/zoo-caretaker-licks-monkeys-butt-to-help-it-defecate.html

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Re: Zookeeper licks a constipated monkey's butt for over an hour to get peanut out

Post  Repp on Thu May 03, 2012 10:24 pm

bitspirit wrote:
50-year-old Zhang Bangsheng used warm water to clean a small Francois’ Leaf Monkey’s buttocks, then began using his mouth to lick it, not stopping for over an hour, until the little monkey defecated a single peanut. Only after the peanut was defecated did Zhang Bangsheng laugh with satisfaction.

As it is understood, this small Francois’ langur is only 3 months old, and is the first Francois’ Leaf Monkey to be born in nearly 10 years at this animal park. The Francois’ langur is a rare primate from Guangxi and Guizhou and is amongst the nation’s most protected animals. Because it is so precious, the zoo gave it to model worker and high-level expert Zhang Bangsheng to care for and raise.

On the first day of the “May 1st” short holiday, Zhang Bangsheng let the small Francois langur enter the monkey exhibit for the first time to meet visitors so it can see more of the world. The next day, Old Zhang discovered that the little monkey had indigestion and difficulty defecating, and immediately became worried. Seeing peanut shells on the ground, Old Zhang immediately understood that visitors had definitely tossed peanuts to the small monkey, and the toothless monkey swallowed the peanut whole. If it does not quickly defecate it, it would endanger the little monkey’s life.

Because the monkey is too small, it wasn’t suitable to use medicine to let it defecate. The only way was to lick its butt, to prompt it to defecate the peanut, and so the scene at the start of this article occurred.
http://www.chinasmack.com/2012/stories/zoo-caretaker-licks-monkeys-butt-to-help-it-defecate.html


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Post  Fuck Yea on Tue May 08, 2012 2:32 pm

Dafuq did i read?
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Post  Teashi on Tue May 08, 2012 9:09 pm

Omfg. I almost puked all over my keyboard .-.

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Post  Repp on Tue May 08, 2012 9:59 pm

Teashi wrote:Omfg. I almost puked all over my keyboard .-.
Why,do you think sucking a dick will be less disgusting?
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Post  Eddiemeister on Tue May 08, 2012 10:30 pm

Repp wrote:
Teashi wrote:Omfg. I almost puked all over my keyboard .-.
Why,do you think sucking a dick will be less disgusting?

^win

Doesn't matter, had ass.
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Post  Ice-tea on Wed May 09, 2012 1:54 am

Repp wrote:
Teashi wrote:Omfg. I almost puked all over my keyboard .-.
Why,do you think sucking a dick will be less disgusting?
Well, you obviously have experience.

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Post  Eddiemeister on Wed May 09, 2012 2:03 am

Ice-tea wrote:
Repp wrote:
Teashi wrote:Omfg. I almost puked all over my keyboard .-.
Why,do you think sucking a dick will be less disgusting?
Well, you obviously have experience.

Fuck no! Genial comment! He means that we make a big fuss about it when a man licks an anus to save an animal's life but when that shit happens daily, among humans, we don't even think it's worth mentioning. Perspective, woman, perspective!
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Post  Repp on Wed May 09, 2012 2:34 am

Eddiemeister wrote:
Ice-tea wrote:
Repp wrote:
Teashi wrote:Omfg. I almost puked all over my keyboard .-.
Why,do you think sucking a dick will be less disgusting?
Well, you obviously have experience.

Fuck no! Genial comment! He means that we make a big fuss about it when a man licks an anus to save an animal's life but when that shit happens daily, among humans, we don't even think it's worth mentioning. Perspective, woman, perspective!
When I think of a joke I can't ressist saying it even if it makes gay people defenders mad.
And Ice get a fucking sense of humour,is it really ok for us to tease and make fun of LD but when we make fun of teashi or someone else whose ass you lick you get offended and pretend to be their lawyer?
Bitch please, if this is your attitude in real life too then you'd better change it for your and for humanity's good.
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Post  Eddiemeister on Wed May 09, 2012 2:37 am

Repp wrote:
Eddiemeister wrote:
Ice-tea wrote:
Repp wrote:
Teashi wrote:Omfg. I almost puked all over my keyboard .-.
Why,do you think sucking a dick will be less disgusting?
Well, you obviously have experience.

Fuck no! Genial comment! He means that we make a big fuss about it when a man licks an anus to save an animal's life but when that shit happens daily, among humans, we don't even think it's worth mentioning. Perspective, woman, perspective!
When I think of a joke I can't ressist saying it even if it makes gay people defenders mad.
And Ice get a fucking sense of humour,is it really ok for us to tease and make fun of LD but when we make fun of teashi or someone else whose ass you lick you get offended and pretend to be their lawyer?
Bitch please, if this is your attitude in real life too then you'd better change it for your and for humanity's good.

NAILED IT MADAFAKA
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Post  Repp on Wed May 09, 2012 3:36 am

Eddiemeister wrote:
Repp wrote:
Eddiemeister wrote:
Ice-tea wrote:
Repp wrote:
Teashi wrote:Omfg. I almost puked all over my keyboard .-.
Why,do you think sucking a dick will be less disgusting?
Well, you obviously have experience.

Fuck no! Genial comment! He means that we make a big fuss about it when a man licks an anus to save an animal's life but when that shit happens daily, among humans, we don't even think it's worth mentioning. Perspective, woman, perspective!
When I think of a joke I can't ressist saying it even if it makes gay people defenders mad.
And Ice get a fucking sense of humour,is it really ok for us to tease and make fun of LD but when we make fun of teashi or someone else whose ass you lick you get offended and pretend to be their lawyer?
Bitch please, if this is your attitude in real life too then you'd better change it for your and for humanity's good.

NAILED IT MADAFAKA

I had to say it sometime.
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Post  Ice-tea on Wed May 09, 2012 4:37 am

Repp wrote:
Eddiemeister wrote:
Repp wrote:
Eddiemeister wrote:
Ice-tea wrote:
Repp wrote:
Teashi wrote:Omfg. I almost puked all over my keyboard .-.
Why,do you think sucking a dick will be less disgusting?
Well, you obviously have experience.

Fuck no! Genial comment! He means that we make a big fuss about it when a man licks an anus to save an animal's life but when that shit happens daily, among humans, we don't even think it's worth mentioning. Perspective, woman, perspective!
When I think of a joke I can't ressist saying it even if it makes gay people defenders mad.
And Ice get a fucking sense of humour,is it really ok for us to tease and make fun of LD but when we make fun of teashi or someone else whose ass you lick you get offended and pretend to be their lawyer?
Bitch please, if this is your attitude in real life too then you'd better change it for your and for humanity's good.

NAILED IT MADAFAKA

I had to say it sometime.

Okay then where do i start...
1. He had the right to say that. Why? It is kind of gross... I highly doubt you'd lick a monkeys ass just to save it's life.
2. Who people fuck and what people put in their mouths is their decision and that comment was simply out of place.
3. Just because I consider some people my bros does not make me an asslicker.
4. Dancing tomatoes wearing fruit loop dresses flew to mars while dancing salsa.
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Post  kimphoe on Wed May 09, 2012 4:53 am

Eddiemeister wrote:Fuck no! Genial comment! He means that we make a big fuss about it when a man licks an anus to save an animal's life but when that shit happens daily, among humans, we don't even think it's worth mentioning. Perspective, woman, perspective!
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Post  Fuck Yea on Wed May 09, 2012 5:11 am

Teashi is GAY!?
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Post  Atticus on Wed May 09, 2012 5:15 am

Icetea you are just jealous that Alucard likes me more than he ever did like you. No homo.

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Post  Ice-tea on Wed May 09, 2012 5:23 am

Atticus wrote:Icetea you are just jealous that Alucard likes me more than he ever did like you. No homo.

Fucking art freak.


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Post  Teashi on Wed May 09, 2012 5:43 am

Repp wrote:
Eddiemeister wrote:
Ice-tea wrote:
Repp wrote:
Teashi wrote:Omfg. I almost puked all over my keyboard .-.
Why,do you think sucking a dick will be less disgusting?
Well, you obviously have experience.

Fuck no! Genial comment! He means that we make a big fuss about it when a man licks an anus to save an animal's life but when that shit happens daily, among humans, we don't even think it's worth mentioning. Perspective, woman, perspective!
When I think of a joke I can't ressist saying it even if it makes gay people defenders mad.
And Ice get a fucking sense of humour,is it really ok for us to tease and make fun of LD but when we make fun of teashi or someone else whose ass you lick you get offended and pretend to be their lawyer?
Bitch please, if this is your attitude in real life too then you'd better change it for your and for humanity's good.

Or you could change your attitude and make the world a less idiotic place. Unfunny joke is unfunny.

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Post  Bawb on Wed May 09, 2012 5:49 am

Teashi wrote:
Repp wrote:
Eddiemeister wrote:
Ice-tea wrote:
Repp wrote:
Teashi wrote:Omfg. I almost puked all over my keyboard .-.
Why,do you think sucking a dick will be less disgusting?
Well, you obviously have experience.

Fuck no! Genial comment! He means that we make a big fuss about it when a man licks an anus to save an animal's life but when that shit happens daily, among humans, we don't even think it's worth mentioning. Perspective, woman, perspective!
When I think of a joke I can't ressist saying it even if it makes gay people defenders mad.
And Ice get a fucking sense of humour,is it really ok for us to tease and make fun of LD but when we make fun of teashi or someone else whose ass you lick you get offended and pretend to be their lawyer?
Bitch please, if this is your attitude in real life too then you'd better change it for your and for humanity's good.

Or you could change your attitude and make the world a less idiotic place. Unfunny joke is unfunny.
Should Repp die???
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Post  Fuck Yea on Wed May 09, 2012 6:12 am

Bawb wrote:
Should Repp die???
New thread
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Post  Eddiemeister on Wed May 09, 2012 6:33 am

Atticus wrote:Icetea you are just jealous that Alucard likes me more than he ever did like you. No homo.

Fucking art freak.

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Post  bitspirit on Wed May 09, 2012 7:33 am

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Post  Alucard on Wed May 09, 2012 1:14 pm

Atticus wrote:Icetea you are just jealous that Alucard likes me more than he ever did like you. No homo.

Fucking art freak.
Dafuq? Don't stuff me into this matey.
Still, <3

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Post  Repp on Wed May 09, 2012 8:09 pm

Alucard wrote:
Atticus wrote:Icetea you are just jealous that Alucard likes me more than he ever did like you. No homo.

Fucking art freak.
Dafuq? Don't stuff me into this matey.
Still, <3
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Post  Repp on Wed May 09, 2012 8:11 pm

Teashi wrote:
Repp wrote:
Eddiemeister wrote:
Ice-tea wrote:
Repp wrote:
Teashi wrote:Omfg. I almost puked all over my keyboard .-.
Why,do you think sucking a dick will be less disgusting?
Well, you obviously have experience.

Fuck no! Genial comment! He means that we make a big fuss about it when a man licks an anus to save an animal's life but when that shit happens daily, among humans, we don't even think it's worth mentioning. Perspective, woman, perspective!
When I think of a joke I can't ressist saying it even if it makes gay people defenders mad.
And Ice get a fucking sense of humour,is it really ok for us to tease and make fun of LD but when we make fun of teashi or someone else whose ass you lick you get offended and pretend to be their lawyer?
Bitch please, if this is your attitude in real life too then you'd better change it for your and for humanity's good.

Or you could change your attitude and make the world a less idiotic place. Unfunny joke is unfunny.
Or you could get a sense of humour and accept that people might make gay jokes about you like everyone makes jokes of everyone's "special features"

PS:Ice you still don't get the joke so don't talk about it you just make yourself look more stupid.
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Post  Ice-tea on Wed May 09, 2012 9:55 pm

Repp wrote:
Teashi wrote:
Repp wrote:
Eddiemeister wrote:
Ice-tea wrote:
Repp wrote:
Teashi wrote:Omfg. I almost puked all over my keyboard .-.
Why,do you think sucking a dick will be less disgusting?
Well, you obviously have experience.

Fuck no! Genial comment! He means that we make a big fuss about it when a man licks an anus to save an animal's life but when that shit happens daily, among humans, we don't even think it's worth mentioning. Perspective, woman, perspective!
When I think of a joke I can't ressist saying it even if it makes gay people defenders mad.
And Ice get a fucking sense of humour,is it really ok for us to tease and make fun of LD but when we make fun of teashi or someone else whose ass you lick you get offended and pretend to be their lawyer?
Bitch please, if this is your attitude in real life too then you'd better change it for your and for humanity's good.

Or you could change your attitude and make the world a less idiotic place. Unfunny joke is unfunny.
Or you could get a sense of humour and accept that people might make gay jokes about you like everyone makes jokes of everyone's "special features"

PS:Ice you still don't get the joke so don't talk about it you just make yourself look more stupid.

No, I do get the joke. But that doesn't change the fact that making such jokes makes you an ignorant asshole.

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