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Vegetable Cussing
Screw this, delete your comments
Last edited by CoolioAlt on Wed May 04, 2011 8:58 pm; edited 2 times in total
Sconesy Cider- Chuunin
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Re: Vegetable Cussing
CoolioAlt wrote:This is MY PERSONAL way to stop swearing, you guys can use it but if it doesn't work for you, don't put it down!
F-Word=Cauliflower
Sh!t=Potato
A-Hole=Carrot
B!tch=Broccoli
Female Private Parts=Tomato
(0ck Sucker=Egg Plant
D-Bag=Corn
Pickle=Piss
Cucumber=Balls
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Enjoy! ...If thats possible.
Uh. All I have to say is this is stupid. I guess I just put it down, didn't I? Imo, there is nothing wrong with swear words. Some of them are annoying and gross, but yeah. Vagina isn't a swear word, by the way. Neither is piss, or balls, or douche bag. Words people might not want to be called, sure, but not swear words.
If you don't use these words in every other sentence then its fine, imo.
Teashi- Anbu
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Re: Vegetable Cussing
I'm just trying to stop MYSELF from cussing. It seems in every sentence I say in real life, I spit out a torrent of cuss words. ...and by the private parts, I meant slang terms (like, uh... The T word for females). At my school, we get in trouble for those, thats why I put those down. If you want, you can delete your post and I'll delete mine so this topic can disappear. Yeah, I know it's stupid, but it's how I have fun =]Teashi wrote:CoolioAlt wrote:This is MY PERSONAL way to stop swearing, you guys can use it but if it doesn't work for you, don't put it down!
F-Word=Cauliflower
Sh!t=Potato
A-Hole=Carrot
B!tch=Broccoli
Female Private Parts=Tomato
(0ck Sucker=Egg Plant
D-Bag=Corn
Pickle=Piss
Cucumber=Balls
---------------------------------------
Enjoy! ...If thats possible.
Uh. All I have to say is this is stupid. I guess I just put it down, didn't I? Imo, there is nothing wrong with swear words. Some of them are annoying and gross, but yeah. Vagina isn't a swear word, by the way. Neither is piss, or balls, or douche bag. Words people might not want to be called, sure, but not swear words.
If you don't use these words in every other sentence then its fine, imo.
Sconesy Cider- Chuunin
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Re: Vegetable Cussing
Swearing is an integral part of modern rhetoric. All young people swear in their normal everyday speech. The only reason it is frowned upon still is because some people (namely school teachers and parents) cannot accept that the times are changing. I mean, the way we talk has changed many times over history. For example, the way we spoke during the Renaissance is wildely different from the way we speak today. And we have free speech, and that means we can say whatever the fuck we want, and if people don't like it, they can go fuck themselves.
And then of course, there is the fact that curse words are just, well, WORDS. If you feel insulted because someone says "hey, i just got an all new Iphone, fucking awesome." Instead of "hey i just got an all new Iphone, awesome," you are a whiny bitch.
And then of course, there is the fact that curse words are just, well, WORDS. If you feel insulted because someone says "hey, i just got an all new Iphone, fucking awesome." Instead of "hey i just got an all new Iphone, awesome," you are a whiny bitch.
Dein- Chuunin
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Re: Vegetable Cussing
Dein wrote:Swearing is an integral part of modern rhetoric. All young people swear in their normal everyday speech. The only reason it is frowned upon still is because some people (namely school teachers and parents) cannot accept that the times are changing. I mean, the way we talk has changed many times over history. For example, the way we spoke during the Renaissance is wildely different from the way we speak today. And we have free speech, and that means we can say whatever the fuck we want, and if people don't like it, they can go fuck themselves.
And then of course, there is the fact that curse words are just, well, WORDS. If you feel insulted because someone says "hey, i just got an all new Iphone, fucking awesome." Instead of "hey i just got an all new Iphone, awesome," you are a whiny bitch.
This^
Teashi- Anbu
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Re: Vegetable Cussing
Screw this, delete your comments so I can delete the topic.
Last edited by CoolioAlt on Wed May 04, 2011 9:04 pm; edited 1 time in total
Sconesy Cider- Chuunin
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Re: Vegetable Cussing
Lol, I swear ALOT. And I like it. And using the name of vegetables instead of cuss words is just stupid. If you're angry, you will just use the real world and only use the vegetables when you're concious about it aka people will think you're joking. And to remember all the meaning of the words will also be a pain in the ass that I doubt you'll put up with.
Eddiemeister- Jounin
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Re: Vegetable Cussing
i cuss alot on here too.... sometimes i at least try to control myself. but did you know i never really cuss in real life though? sometimes i might say shit or asshole or something... but i never say fuck, bitch, nigga, or anything else i say on here that is gruesome... no really...
Re: Vegetable Cussing
I know it's stupid, so delete your fricken comments so I can delete this topic!
Sconesy Cider- Chuunin
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Yeah, erase all comments and then you can erase the beginning one.mark5656 wrote:i didnt know you can delete your own topics????
Sconesy Cider- Chuunin
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^mark5656 wrote:oh, well i dont think anyones gonna do it...
Teashi- Anbu
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Lol he merely suggested a way to stop swearing if you wanted to stop.And there is all the reason if stop.Swearing might be a part of rhetoric or dialect within your friends but when you go into the real world its going to be looked down on because your effectively talking gibberish. I'm not saying I don't swear because I clearly do but if you don't want to stop swearing there is no need to have a fit about it. He just suggested a way you could stop swearing .
NiggerJim- Jounin
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Re: Vegetable Cussing
well no shit ಠ_ಠJoninga wrote:Lol he merely suggested a way to stop swearing if you wanted to stop.And there is all the reason if stop.Swearing might be a part of rhetoric or dialect within your friends but when you go into the real world its going to be looked down on because your effectively talking gibberish. I'm not saying I don't swear because I clearly do but if you don't want to stop swearing there is no need to have a fit about it. He just suggested a way you could stop swearing .
Re: Vegetable Cussing
mark5656 wrote:well no shit ಠ_ಠJoninga wrote:Lol he merely suggested a way to stop swearing if you wanted to stop.And there is all the reason if stop.Swearing might be a part of rhetoric or dialect within your friends but when you go into the real world its going to be looked down on because your effectively talking gibberish. I'm not saying I don't swear because I clearly do but if you don't want to stop swearing there is no need to have a fit about it. He just suggested a way you could stop swearing .
^
And, don't you think people would look down on you even more if you'd randomly shout "Potato cabbage tomatoish banana!!!! :@"? At least when you're swearing, people get your mood.
If you're gonna stop, stop.
Eddiemeister- Jounin
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Re: Vegetable Cussing
^ Thats your opinion, I'm having FUN while I stop. I have about 15 friends saying this stuff, too lol. If I'm gonna stop, I'll do something stupid to stop, thats just how I amEddiemeister wrote:mark5656 wrote:well no shit ಠ_ಠJoninga wrote:Lol he merely suggested a way to stop swearing if you wanted to stop.And there is all the reason if stop.Swearing might be a part of rhetoric or dialect within your friends but when you go into the real world its going to be looked down on because your effectively talking gibberish. I'm not saying I don't swear because I clearly do but if you don't want to stop swearing there is no need to have a fit about it. He just suggested a way you could stop swearing .
^
And, don't you think people would look down on you even more if you'd randomly shout "Potato cabbage tomatoish banana!!!! :@"? At least when you're swearing, people get your mood.
If you're gonna stop, stop.
Sconesy Cider- Chuunin
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Re: Vegetable Cussing
pickle surprise
Bawb- Chuunin
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Re: Vegetable Cussing
Bawb wrote:pickle surprise
Sconesy Cider- Chuunin
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Re: Vegetable Cussing
forums stupidest member, and yet, forums smartest member...Bawb wrote:pickle surprise
Re: Vegetable Cussing
"(0ck Sucker=Egg Plant
D-Bag=Corn
Pickle=Piss
Cucumber=Balls"
the last ones are wrong, you would have to say "I want to open this jar of piss to make a sandwich"
D-Bag=Corn
Pickle=Piss
Cucumber=Balls"
the last ones are wrong, you would have to say "I want to open this jar of piss to make a sandwich"
DaniEsteiro- Anbu
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Re: Vegetable Cussing
DaniEsteiro is an eggplant.
Bawb- Chuunin
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Re: Vegetable Cussing
And you are a... a.... YOU ARE A BAWB!... sorry... i crossed the line. Can you forgive me?Bawb wrote:DaniEsteiro is an eggplant.
DaniEsteiro- Anbu
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Re: Vegetable Cussing
no..... he cant forgive you. hes gonna track you down and assassinate youDaniEsteiro wrote:And you are a... a.... YOU ARE A BAWB!... sorry... i crossed the line. Can you forgive me?Bawb wrote:DaniEsteiro is an eggplant.
Re: Vegetable Cussing
mark5656 wrote:no..... he cant forgive you. hes gonna track you down and assassinate youDaniEsteiro wrote:And you are a... a.... YOU ARE A BAWB!... sorry... i crossed the line. Can you forgive me?Bawb wrote:DaniEsteiro is an eggplant.
Assainate*
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